A relationship in a nutshell
I say 'my love for you is bubblegum pink' She says 'you are not worth fighting for' I say 'Take a little fresh green new chance' She says 'i love cock and dear old hairy bollocks far too much' I say 'this feels rather familiar... Are you 17 too?' She says 'you are still not worth fighting for' i say, 'my self esteem is feeling rather apple dented' She says 'I still love you though, let me touch you between your legs' I say 'I am not a lesbian platter' she says 'I am aroused by you' I say 'Take my clitoris, you'll take my soul, too' She says 'I'd lick chocolate from your heart, I love your heart' I say, 'you are not worth fighting for' She says, 'what's wrong with me?' I say, 'you're not really looking at me now' She says 'we have a connection' I say 'the only place we connect is any variation of hands, mouths and genitals' She says 'I hardly ever have sex with him' I say 'I think you may be a screaming homosexual' She says 'I will never love another woman' I say 'your life is short' she says 'you are not worth fighting for.'