Friday, August 18, 2006
The club on Stratton Way
Edit: I wrote and posted this when I was pissed at work on Friday...Please bear that in mind as you read... It's not perfect! I didn't want to remove it as it represents a certain point in time. xxx
Oh look another squaddie. Oh look you’re pressing your dick against me. Oh look I’m too drunk to comprehend stuff. Oh look I’m making a big show of telling you to fuck off. Oh look, yes I am too young to be in here. Oh right I can’t really understand what you’re saying. But I’m going to press myself against the speaker cos it looks cool. Oh yes I’m a great dancer. Copied that girl off the Ministry of Sound album ad on the telly. Oh look you’ve got your hand up my top, yeah right in front of the whole club. No my mates don’t care, they think it’s funny. Not that it’s any business of yours, but that girl over there… my best mate. No one knows but I’m so in love with her. She’s snogging that man… yeah but I don’t care. I’m too fat for her anyway. It’s none of your fucking business if I’m a virgin. Oh look she’s so beautiful… She told me she loved me for the first time in here. Ages ago. Put her arms around my neck and told me she loved me, right in the middle of the dance floor. Yeah she was drunk. No one’s told me that before that’s not my mum. For fucks sake get off me. Yeah Malibu and coke please. No I’ll have a vodka please, thank you. Yeah the sticky carpets are minging… Can’t dance over there. Oh look she must only be 14… Seen her at school, couple of years below me. Disgusting. Like a bloody youth club in here. I’m just going to join my mate… Yeah we touch all the time. I don’t think there’s anything in it. She’s very affectionate. I love the way she feels in her leather jacket… I can’t understand her sometimes in here. She’ll be talking at me and I’ll kind of glaze over…God it’s like a meat market in here. Did you hear about that guy who got stabbed here the other week? Died on the dance floor, everyone thought he’d just passed out. Yeah they’re banning the army in here now. But I don’t think it’s working… Oh look she’s really into him… Yeah I’m hoping he’s not going to be around long …she’ll probably loose his number anyway. They often have to move on quite quickly. Manoeuvres and stuff. I’d better go before they kick out. You know someone thought we were a couple the other day, sitting close in a bar. Oh I’m really SO not interested in a hot soapy bubble bath with you. No I don’t want to be ‘all soaped up’ for fucks sake. Did you know it takes me less than a tenner to get pissed in here…yeah 80p a drink for girls. Oh right you’re gonna go and see her over there… ok see ya. I’m just waiting for my mate. ¶ 5:58 pm
Oh look another squaddie. Oh look you’re pressing your dick against me. Oh look I’m too drunk to comprehend stuff. Oh look I’m making a big show of telling you to fuck off. Oh look, yes I am too young to be in here. Oh right I can’t really understand what you’re saying. But I’m going to press myself against the speaker cos it looks cool. Oh yes I’m a great dancer. Copied that girl off the Ministry of Sound album ad on the telly. Oh look you’ve got your hand up my top, yeah right in front of the whole club. No my mates don’t care, they think it’s funny. Not that it’s any business of yours, but that girl over there… my best mate. No one knows but I’m so in love with her. She’s snogging that man… yeah but I don’t care. I’m too fat for her anyway. It’s none of your fucking business if I’m a virgin. Oh look she’s so beautiful… She told me she loved me for the first time in here. Ages ago. Put her arms around my neck and told me she loved me, right in the middle of the dance floor. Yeah she was drunk. No one’s told me that before that’s not my mum. For fucks sake get off me. Yeah Malibu and coke please. No I’ll have a vodka please, thank you. Yeah the sticky carpets are minging… Can’t dance over there. Oh look she must only be 14… Seen her at school, couple of years below me. Disgusting. Like a bloody youth club in here. I’m just going to join my mate… Yeah we touch all the time. I don’t think there’s anything in it. She’s very affectionate. I love the way she feels in her leather jacket… I can’t understand her sometimes in here. She’ll be talking at me and I’ll kind of glaze over…God it’s like a meat market in here. Did you hear about that guy who got stabbed here the other week? Died on the dance floor, everyone thought he’d just passed out. Yeah they’re banning the army in here now. But I don’t think it’s working… Oh look she’s really into him… Yeah I’m hoping he’s not going to be around long …she’ll probably loose his number anyway. They often have to move on quite quickly. Manoeuvres and stuff. I’d better go before they kick out. You know someone thought we were a couple the other day, sitting close in a bar. Oh I’m really SO not interested in a hot soapy bubble bath with you. No I don’t want to be ‘all soaped up’ for fucks sake. Did you know it takes me less than a tenner to get pissed in here…yeah 80p a drink for girls. Oh right you’re gonna go and see her over there… ok see ya. I’m just waiting for my mate. ¶ 5:58 pm
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That's so good. Really captures a (very private) moment.
Rosie! Carry on the great work.
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Rosie! Carry on the great work.
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